Or will I end up doing it myself while sleeping on the floor of the rehab for a week, eating microwave meals and drinking reheated 7/11 coffee?

. - I cleaned out the condo (I negotiated a washer/dryer, big cold freezer, computer, and several old books and ornaments which I think all together adds up to about $4,000), installed laminate floors in living room, paid someone to tile the kitchen, I replaced all the fans and lights, installed dishwasher and new microwave, ripped out vanity and installed pedestal sink in downstairs 1/2 bath to give space, and replaced all gold sink and toilet fixtures with brushed nickel.

The microwave does vent to the exterior, so moving the cabinet may require running ductwork over to the current cutout in the wall?

A California property had a stove fire that ruined the microwave above and damaged some cabinetry.  

Also, when I bought the place, it was obvious to me it was a microwave, not an oven.

They were fine before the advent of microwaves and TVs, but they're just a fire hazard now.

I also had some dedicated electrical lines and breakers put in for over the range microwaves.

Your target audience will be somewhat smaller (some people will have health concerns just like a portion of the population is still scared of microwave ovens), but as @Scott W.  

It has a very small kitchen - not enough room for a range so I bought an island and was planning on putting in a microwave and hot plate for cooking.

My $40 black Friday special of a microwave outlasted a Chevy Cruze, water heater and a wash machine.