Just in my circles I know a lot of restaurant owners,  contractors, bar tenders and hair dressers that I am sure are near the poverty line on their tax returns but are no where close to it in real life. 

What's it take to clear hair from a clogged drain?  

Way better deals than the MLS I might add, but they always come with lots of hair on them.

You would need the right style house where both units have acceptable interior egress without getting into each others hair or you are really talking about a roommate in which case you will need to drop rent and might not like the lack of privacy for you and your wife. 

How do I fix this and who do I call (not Ghostbusters...)I remember a shopping plaza I drove through once where there was a bargain hair cutting place and a high end salon.  

As we have previously stated, lack of standing in a civil case is an affirmative defense, which will be waived if not raised in a timely fashion in the trial court."

For both USDA and SBA loans, add about 45-60 days on top of whatever you’d expect for normal financing (30-45 days) because there’s some paperwork and general hair of them.

Although it got me in the door, it is not a strategy that can scale for business or health reasons( I want to pull out my hair at times) However; I would not tell someone not to do it. 

A few weeks ago we actually closed one at very low LTV (like 50%) because it was a 1031 exchange where the borrower exhausted some of those funds for maximum rate buy down and ended up pushing it a hair below 7%.

No wonder he lost his sleep and hair.