Comb the portfolio for the properties with the highest equity and lowest profit/depreciation recap. 

My other friend Derrick E. can tell you stories that will turn your hair white.People WILL look down on you, especially in the beginning, and it's a very tough slog to get started.

I'd say get a haircut and get a real job, but your hair looks fine.Get a job, save the money, like the other folks said.

I have a potential tenant who runs a legitimate local business-a hair salon.

My banker is awesome; she saw the value in it and helped me keep from pulling out my hair over these last three months dealing with that nonsense. 

I would not want something so large that I would be pulling my hair out to lease the building.I am just curious as to what is the average loan size for construction that I could receive based on my available assets, if someone has a scale that shows the range of potential loans by available equity, that would be helpful as well. 

An agent that is making strong 6-figures will just take you under their wing because they like the way you part your hair--NOT.Go where you'll get the best training available.  

We had one tenant that had a frozen pipe and she fielded the call and advised them to thaw it out with a hair dryer!!

(There’s no such deal, this is hypothetical while I start to comb through deals)

If you are seeking higher returns, the parks you will find that can provide the most upside will likely be 2-3 star parks, in secondary or tertiary markets, and come with some hair on them.