Remember, once the foundation is fixed (and it never is), you have to fix the superstructure items that were thrown out of wack, starting with load-bearing walls.  

SEM works, BUT it’s become very expensive, and now requires expertise beyond the capacity of the average business owner/investor.  

You will quickly learn about footings, water service replacement, electrical load calculations, and a bunch of things you don't know about. 

From the people I personally know living in some of these new apartments, they are almost at full capacity.

He knew what he was supposed to do but had not coached his passengers (he was getting pulled over for like 10 people in a Prius - as I indicated previously they usually have some slightly legit premise for first making contact but in Baja you regularly see cars filled beyond capacity with people).  

I think you are mostly correct but here are some examples I have of going the opposite direction:I was removing a load bearing wall.  

DSCR doesn’t take into account the property’s purchase price but focuses on debt repayment capacity.

So, a politician came out one day and they dropped off truck loads of shovels and wheel barrows.

High high level - LLC will typically be an option for DSCR Loans (or bank other types of financing), while conventional will require you to borrow in an individual capacity, but there are pros and cons of each.BRRRR Loans: What Are the Options, and How Do DSCR Loans Stack Up?

I don't think you'll get anything but a load of crap from the Outhouse :)