I believe "God works in mysterious ways" because we have just attained the means financially to handle this undertaking.

Someone please help me crack this mystery.

However am also considering just offering $1,000 cash for keys, since it'll probably be faster and cheaper.My big fear is that they will mysteriously have a slip and fall when I send them a notice to quit, which has happened to me before.

If an LLC hires a hit man to kill someone, there was still a person who solicited the act and conspired to murder another. 

As always, we had some wiring mysteries to solve along the way.

Yes, some gurus will charge you in excess of $40,000.00 for training, but I god damn guarantee you that no one would ever cry bloody murder if you made $40,000 on a flip, or took a $40,000 commission for brokering a deal. 

My childhood friends include murderers, prostitutes, drug dealers, and theives. 

., do you mean the Dupont that was convicted of murder?  

Knowing the property value would go down when broken into we offered less and was accepted.I researched one found a murder occurred out front 2 months earlier lower offer accepted.

So then I did a basic Google search the owners name and zip code, to find any other known addresses or phone number(s) instead I found an Orlando Sentential article with the owners name stating that she was murdered in her home (This was a tragedy she was a mother of 4, but at least justice was served the murderer was sentenced to 25 to life he got what he deserved).