The entire office park that makes up Constitution Plaza has A LOT of open office space as well as the rest of the city.

What @Yuriy Skripnichenko mentioned has to do with a kink in the Pennsylvania Constitution that makes it very difficult for municipalities to reassess properties.

Do you know the reason that the founders put gun ownership in the Constitution?

The "due on sale" clause, if any, should be clearly stated to ensure that any option or future transaction will not constitute default if that is the intention.

(b) In all actions brought under this chapter, both of the following shall apply: (1) Except as provided in paragraph (2), proof of the sale or offering for sale of a structure by or for the owner-builder within one year after completion of the structure constitutes a rebuttable presumption affecting the burden of proof that the structure was undertaken for purposes of sale

One of the terms in this addendum states:"The parties agree that this short sale transaction will not constitute appraisal fraud, flipping, identity theft and/or straw buying".

A realtor is only in it to make a sale and not to give you advice on what constitutes a good investment.

You referenced “guys like us” as a gendered expression which obviously caused you a level of angst, yet two sentences later you also used a derogatory expression “cis white guy,” which is a gendered label.I’m a male, but the fact that a male uses a phrase you don’t agree with doesn’t constitute that that person as in individual represents an entire homogenous group, and your post attributing such is actually, to a degree, discriminatory.The other people who’ve replied here, including myself, certainly want to be sensitive about not offending anyone, whether by commission or omission.  

Isn't it stated in our constitution that NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!

We could split hairs on what constitutes notice.