@Alex ClarkAs mentioned, you don't have to be present for closing usually nowadays. 

We are "Hollywood 2.0" thanks to Mark Wahlberg and have more businesses other than casinos coming in at a steady pace.

There were 12,000 of them and the casinos are not going to let them continue to compete in the city.  

Nowadays a plumber costs a bit, but you need to have "$100's" handy. 

I am a structural engineer for my W2 job and it is actually insane how beefed up beach home designs are nowadays.

I have ~$40k in IRA money earning nothing because I think Wall Street is a crooked casino, and poised to crash again. 

Lol, I would make a crack about the Irish, but it'll probably get flagged for being racist ;-)I'd invite you to come stand on the border and see if your mind changes about who is coming across nowadays......Peace, Brother.....

Is it at the point yet where its the equivalent of eating tide pods or putting your hand on a hot stove or pouring bleach in your eyes (or whatever else kids do nowadays). 

Nowadays, much of the "analysis" can be done from software or manual input discussion with contractors.

Quote from @Engelo Rumora:Seems like to me that everyone wants something for nothing nowadays and nobody is willing to put in the work or to pay the margin for someone else that is willing to do the work...