M-F at 530am.

Why workout when you can take a blue pill and it will burn your fat away while it helps smooth your skin.  

They're the fat burning pills of the Real Estate Industry.

I own a property I bought with cash that I call "a structure" and the fiancee calls "the crack house" that is undergoing renovations, but was only $25k to buy it and should be worth $85k after about $20k is put into it.

We have 4 SFRs currently rented, one undergoing refurbishment, and two on the rental market but not filled yet.

Puts dollars in my pockets, and takes fat out of my stomach.If I need to go more than a few miles or the weather is horrible, I also drive a Toyota Corolla.

I buy an ugly house, live in it while fixing it up, then sell it in  2 years for a big fat profit that I put into my pocket instead of  Uncle Sam's, because of the 121 exclusion.I bought my current house for $176,000.

Just like eggs, fats, sex and wine...experts have loads of differing advise.

LAPD issued him a big fat ticket for wasting their time and told him if he calls again more tickets were coming.  

A big, fat, happy California Public Pension paycheck every month for the rest of my life and a 39 unit apartment complex with a monthly mortgage smaller than The Grinch's tiny, shriveled up heart.