You mean - a show about 'the big bad banks' and 'wolves in investors' clothes at the door' - Hollywood would eat that up.You should market it.

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Fancy coffees, clothes and cars?

He didn't get the big stage, he had a smaller conference room off to the side, and had very attractive girls with little clothes on trying to bring people in to see his schpeel...I don't know what snake oil he was selling, but boy..how cool would it be to just yell SLEEP!

That means they may have trouble paying for other necessities like food, clothing and medical care. 

We also did a little extra by moving the clothes washer connection that was in the kitchen to the utility room where the dryer was.

They just get bigger clothes.

Dishwashers, stove, refridg, and cloth washer and dryers.

-- If the worst case happened and it just didn't rent, would floating the expenses for this property change your quality of life in any way (For example, would paying your mortgage, buying food/clothes, etc be affected)?

Tailored clothes, fancy drinks, foodies = higher quality of life = higher rents.