Even sold a couch a few months ago from my living room. 99.9% of people are just like you on the other end. 

They truly have helped me go from couch to actively investing.Good Luck

Listening to the wife also keeps me off the couch

If they can see the couch or the bed already in place they can get an idea of whether or not there's adequate spacing for their own things.I never do open houses.  

watches bob bowling drop the mic and walk off stage

Here is the list of problems: The front door barely opens, NONE of the doors close correctly, garage door has been replaced but the electrical still needs tackled, no doorbell, no fire alarms or carbon monoxide alarm, no working outside lights, a severe mice infestation (who have now raided my brand new couch), no insulation in the mudroom which is allowing cold air into the house and raising my heating (propane!)

The headphone and mic setup is pretty nice.

And I wanted to know if it's Illegal to take your couch, chairs, light bulbs etc. to make her life miserable.

@Ram Gonzales   you want to be careful couching your self as loaning money then switching them to JV in the structure you delineated.. this can be construed as bait and switch and the JV partner can make a claim that this is really a loan.So if its JV deals you want to do NEVER mention that your lending money because your not. 

I've not read any of his scribbles and had only known of him as a talking head on the Guru circuit - primarily after he was in the news over financial difficulties he was having at the time.Anything that motivates folks to put down the cheetos, get off the couch and do something to better their future has some merit.