Usually work related, sometimes for sporting events, weddings, arts and crafts shows, etc.

Sporting a poverty rate of around 15% (which is down in the last few years from ~23%) and a crime index of 4 out of 100 (100 being the safest).

Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks says "don't talk to me about sports or anything else other than business."

REI is a full-contact sport.  

Another avenue may be an accountant or if you are an athlete, you could talk to your sports agent or your financial guy.  

Multifamily investing is a team sport. 

Of course, all of this assumes that you have the financial discipline to stick with the plan and not blow the account on a nice new sports car or something like that ... if this is not the case and you do not have this discipline, then you probably should not be investing in RE in the first place.

Who can get the biggest laughs at the sports bar?

More specifically, the plan is to buy a Seawind 1190 Sport catamaran and name it something cheeky or profoundly meaningful.

Take a sports analogy...