Why workout when you can take a blue pill and it will burn your fat away while it helps smooth your skin.  

They're the fat burning pills of the Real Estate Industry.

It sounds like the state of your mental well being needs attention, so doing these things to eliminate burdens should give you a sense of relief to aid in your efforts to move forward, and not feel bogged down.Your investing may need to take a slight back burner right now as having a job that pays you, is paramount. 

Puts dollars in my pockets, and takes fat out of my stomach.If I need to go more than a few miles or the weather is horrible, I also drive a Toyota Corolla.

I buy an ugly house, live in it while fixing it up, then sell it in  2 years for a big fat profit that I put into my pocket instead of  Uncle Sam's, because of the 121 exclusion.I bought my current house for $176,000.

Just like eggs, fats, sex and wine...experts have loads of differing advise.

LAPD issued him a big fat ticket for wasting their time and told him if he calls again more tickets were coming.  

A big, fat, happy California Public Pension paycheck every month for the rest of my life and a 39 unit apartment complex with a monthly mortgage smaller than The Grinch's tiny, shriveled up heart. 

Now, even poor people are fat, waste food, have the internet, have a car, have Air Conditioning, live in bigger houses, everybody has access to electricity, gas is relatively cheap, we have an Over Supply of Oil, roads are relatively well kept, tires last longer, instead of a car going 100,000 miles they go 300,000 miles, clothing is almost free at 2nd hand stores, bundles of clothes are shipped over seas because they can't be sold here, everybody has a gadget that fits in their pocket that gives them instant access to anybody in the world by entering a phone number or email address or URL, can play 1,000s of songs, and has far more compute power than what it took to put men on the moon. 

@Fradel Schaechter  Interestingly, I have never opened a savings account, but my wife is a big proponent of saving.I cringe at the idea of the bank deploying my capital to earn fat returns while giving 0.05% peanuts as interest.