I'm a happily married father of a wonderful son who likes to make my own wine, eat good food, and read a great fantasy book.

I don't do MHP's, but these terms sound like fantasy land conditions that won't regularly happen in the real world.

Let's compare: (...with just some made-up, fantasy scenerios!)

Bill Gulley and Dion DePaoli, do you guys always have to kill guru fantasies with reality?

The numbers seem to only work in a fantasy sales price.As I talk to more and more agents, the idea of finding a solid single family rental in a price range that works for positive cash flow is nearly impossible (or so they say...).Anyway, thoughts?

Wake up, come out of the fantasy land and wake up. 

Show one of your buyers a property priced attractively compared to the market rent (not the fantasy or projected rent- the genuine market rent as compared to the market comps) and see if they balk because it's listed. 

Willat ordered a fantasy mash-up of 18th century Swiss, Belgian, and English cottages that could also be used as a logo for his production company.

It's market analysis and the writing has been on the wall for some time, so many of the buy's in the last 3-6 months have been at leveraged points way beyond any logical sense, and based upon a fantasy land of rental rate growth that is well beyond sustainability. 50%+ of gross income in housing expense is NOT sustainable. 

I have been brokering real estate for 45 years owned multiple brokerages and what you describe is total fantasy LOL.. but any way.. carry on !