If there are any concert venues, festivals or wedding venues within 30-45 minutes, list some of those two.I'd also change your phrasing of "our hot tub" and "our fully equipped kitchen." 

Implement themed experiences like a "Movie Night" with popcorn and streaming access or a "Game Night" with popular board games.

The whole house looks on-theme and inoffensive. 

We are going to Incline Village this weekend for a wedding in the family.  

Theme parks are still expanding and don't buy into the gloom about Disney and the political noise, that is a small bump.

I did a 1031 for my 88-year-old father and turned some farmland into 3 other condos by the med school.

It's a very popular area for weddings, with Bainbridge Island close by, Kiana Lodge (Poulsbo) and Port Gamble.

This is a common theme.

I would add more decor that adds color and fits the theme of the area.

You have to consider congested traffic, parking can expand into neighborhoods, church bells, weddings, funerals, Sunday mass or other religious Holidays.