Otherwise, it is because the house is a foreclosure and the bank just wants out; the house is beat all to hell and needs remodeled; the neighborhood is declining or already a war zone; the city is going to build a nuclear amusement park next door; ETC. 

I guarantee if a nuclear bomb went off a few months later some real estate guru would have a system for making huge profits in post nuclear blast zone real estate. 

A lot of people base it on what a middle American nuclear family may want, so you may pay for the good schools and other amenities unless you can snag a deal.I am not looking for a "good" neighborhood as much as an acceptable neighborhood that fits my own criteria.

A blessing in disguise there.I would get the tenant to resume paying rent to her and resume mortgage payments till she can get this parasite off the deed.  

Stellar resume.

I previously ran nuclear power plants in the Navy, so my trend analysis and project management skills are hugely useful in helping me execute on my vision.  

In an effort to expedite this process I would be open to forwarding a resume to anyone who expresses interest so that they could learn a little more about myself and my qualifications.

I will resume vacation rentals for Nov & Dec.

I have never been denied financials to a property or even been denied a showing once I talked through my evaluation process, highlights of my resume, and detailed that I have a number of partners I work with to close deals.

I'm popular with the wives, children, men, and can cook a mean chicken piccata while juggling.How's that for a party resume?