the old saying “ you can’t get blood from a turnip “ applies here .

His studio apartment was quite small and felt even smaller due to the ominous presence of a giant cross made out of heavy hand-hewn timbers, which he would haul around the courtyard and perimeter of the apartment complex nightly while wearing not much besides an actual crown of thorns, while drinking red wine and flagellating himself with a leather whip, reliving the blood sacrifice that redeemed us all as a way to thank Jesus for delivering him from the box of snakes (and freaking out the other residents in the apartment complex in the process, although weirdly they all just kind of ignored him). 

Thankfully I stayed cool while my blood boiled.  

It's frustrating, but you can't get blood from a turnip. 

I believe Provo’s ordinance reads (Provo Code 14.06:)"“Family,” unless otherwise expressly provided in this Title means:(a) One (1) individual living alone; or(b) One (1), but not more than one (1) at the same time, of the following groups of individuals described in subsections (i), (ii), or (iii) who together occupy a one-family dwelling unit as one (1) nonprofit housekeeping unit and who share common living, sleeping, cooking and eating facilities:(i) A head of household and:(A) All persons related to the head of household as a parent, child, grandparent, grandchild, brother, sister, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, great-grandparent or great-grandchild by blood, marriage, adoption, guardianship, or any other duly authorized custodial relationship; and(B) Not more than two (2) additional related or unrelated persons, including but not limited to, personal care or personal service providers; or(ii) In R1 zones located within neighborhood areas described in Subsection (c) of the definition of “baching singles” in this Section, two (2) related or unrelated individuals and any children of either individual, if any; or(iii) In all other zones, three (3) related or unrelated individuals and any children of either individual, if any."

A new question: what do you do (or think) about tenants that want to move into your rental, but MAY have bad blood with their current landlord/complex?

He did not use debt because debt increases his blood pressure and reduces his sleep, so he stayed away from debt.

@Katrina Cebrian I’m not sure why you’d even consider this person unless you like patching holes punched in sheet rock, repairing doors ripped off their hinges and cleaning up blood stains in your carpet.

This is true if they are married, dating, or just friends.When renting to three or more individuals that are not related by blood or marriage, then I increase my standards so that each individual makes at least 2x the rent and has a credit score of 650.

I"m getting high blood pressure on your behalf ha ha.I highly suggest you start out with month to month agreements anyway, but not with this guy.