Put up a giant sign in the front yard that reads: Representative John Smith abuses his public duty by helping squatters live in this house rent free.

This is more of a learning exercise, but as you pointed out, there is a giant lack of this type of real estate. 

We are working on a duplex now, got it for $15K, and you better believe we're at the $28K renovation cost now, rent will be $675/side, so it's worth it.. but i can't imagine if it was my first, whew-- all these giant renovation costs, it'd be insane if it was my first!

We love it but the real estate market is dominated by mostly wealthy Americans, Canadians and Europeans(Gringos).

I'm not sure if you plan to bring on an assistant or team members, but having to retrain (or relearn) could be a giant headache as well. 

But, if you're trying to balance simplicity and returns, well...I don't know that you need giant "team" or even a wealth advisor. 

You just don’t see big gas guzzlers like that in Europe and parking would be very difficult in most European cities.

They're not a giant PM company, but they've done a pretty decent job for me.  

@Christopher Telles where was this giant track of land? 

I thought you'd get hit with a giant tax bill the second you pull it out.