@Larry Fried I do appreciate that.

You could grill it, bake it, pan fry it, air fry it, boil it (gross, but an option) you see where Im going with this right?

Thanks Alan Vieyra and Larry Fried !

@Larry Fried I completely agree with face to face business and a visit to the area. 

A plastic cover can be put around it to protect it more.Tanks in the ground corrode faster and there's no way to monitor them.

Cleveland Hts offers trash pickup but does not provide resident’s trash cans, so the garbage is placed in plastic bags on the curb, is creating a pest issue in many neighborhoods.Shaker Hts ranks third in taxes at $4,010 per 100,000 value.

Another option to cover the pink walls if you really want to is using a plank wainscoting, it is made of some sort of plastic but can look nice, not sure the cost.

We then went to SPC, which stands for "Stone Plastic Composite", also called "Stone Polymer Composite". https://www.flooringinc.com/bu...

might put a plastic collar around the trunk for protection against string trimmers.

Lath and plastic walls.