My wife has stories of washing dishes using a large tub, and taking cold showers with water borrowed from our neighbor's hose, during the time our water was off to redo the plumbing!

I tweaked it with addendums for some things like no animals unless specifically approved by LL, no holes in the wall, use 3M attachments, no dishes, etc. can be placed on roof or attached to the building, etc. 

These leases can be up to 30 years and depending on the size of your roof you could secure leases on one rooftop from AT&T, Verizon, TMobile/Sprint, DISH and local regional carriers such as BOOST.

Satellite dishes?

For appraisal purposes, an old dish washer is a lot better than an empty hole with wires sticking out.

Lights on, blinds open, vacant home, pets removed, beds made, dishes put up and all the other things we want done to sell the house.I have no idea if the appraisal was biased or not, but get 3 appraisers to measure the house and they all come up with different sizes.....pictures or no pictures.

No cable or dish setup.

Tenant agrees to keep common areas clean, do their dishes within 8 hours, keep noise to a minimum from 10pm-8am on weeknights, respect the right of other roommates to enjoy the house, and resolve any disputes with other roommates in good faith."2.

A sub is a underwater boat or a tasty sandwich.

IE making sure the kitchen has can openers and a dish drying rack, picking up the mailbox key from the post office, assembling night stands, etc.Most of us manage remotely just fine, but most of us also visit our property once before going live to get it all setup.