The owner can designate a host who shall be responsible, and authorized, to act on the owner's behalf to promptly remedy any violation of these standards or the permit.

I don't know if any of you have ever played that game from the "Rich Dad" author, Kiyosaki is it?

It comes down to having good insurance for protection.I keep around five rentals per LLC, and I am in Jacksonville, FL, where my homes are worth around $250-350k.Having more than ten bank accounts is excessive. 

Find a lawyer and issue a lease violation for other issues such as excessive noise and furniture removal.

Also do you have any info on him. i can dig up some info on him and then get an attorney to file a suit against him if oyu wanted to go that route. happy to assist in digging up info so you can give it to an attorney. note I am not an attorney but a note investor and good at finding stuff on the web

Additionally, in the R-7 and R-8 Zoning Districts, you need a Conditional Use Ordinance from the City Council to authorize the conversion.

However, 95% of it is verbatim what you posted here and I think that's hilarious, as if they are the first person to think of that angle and they're about to catch a bunch of millionaires in their brilliant web. 

Push customers away via excessive biases towards conservatism?

Even the $85 per yard mow seems excessive. 

This buyer sent it to the title company to hold.The fact that I am not holding his deposit nor do I have the power or authority to sign the paperwork to get his deposit released just further illustrates how much of a slimy move it is for Josh to try to attack my character.