Would probably work best with 20 plus units.4) adding a laundry soap dispenser in the laundry room.

Their problem (which became our problem) was that they had older children who began spitting children like they were PEZ dispensers and dropped them off at mom and dads to raise. 

You'll need need an administrator, a director of nursing and nurses to dispense medication, nursing assistants, provide three meals a day, provide activities and transportation and pay the staff for providing all of these "assisted services".

My recollection is that you are responsible for removing personal items and storing them for 45 days before dispensing. 

The one in question was formerly branded but has been closed for a while, and has 8 dispensers (16 nozzles). 

Do some light staging as well (maybe some flowers on a table, nice soap dispenser and trendy towel in the bathroom, etc). 

If you don't think see the validity in the comparison, and you accept the fact that anyone can learn enough about REI through casual resources, and that the limited success gained of those casual resources is fine and acceptable, and the idea of looking beyond the simple and striving for better rather than accepting limits, then go ahead and change the surgeon to (choose any of the above) the:1 - Engineer that designed the structure of the building you work in, 2 - Person cutting your hair,3 - Accountant that does you taxes,4 - Air Traffic Controller that keeps planes from crashing,5 - The Pilot the flies those planes,6 - The Captain that sails the cruise ships,7 - Electrician that wired your house,8 - The plumber that plumbed your house,9 - Pharmacist that dispenses your meds10 - Software Engineer that designed the software you use,11 - ...I'm sure others can add to this list. 

It is also ironic that you're posting to tell people not to take advice/information from online sources while simultaneously dispensing advice online.

Ice dispensers, water dispensers, dishwashers, and garbage disposals?

No it isn't stainless steel, no it doesn't have a water dispenser in front door, yes it is slightly smaller than the old one, but it is in my mind a perfectly acceptable working fridge for a family of 4..