Dumbass HOE President: I'll call the police...and mean it!

I'd steer clear of the Steel-point area since a lot of those abandon factories attract drug users and other acts of crime since there is little to no police patrol in those areas. 

Do what doctors do - Bring a same-sex (of tenant) chaperone after asking.I guess you could do what police do and wear a body-cam, but think that would bug out a tenant more?

I told her to call the police, she already had. 

a dead body, another dead body, pet rattlesnakes that escape, finding someone unconscious and unresponsive (drug overdose, I probably saved that guys life), buying someone a 1 way bus ticket to get home since his girlfriend left him and took his truck, giving jump starts and fixing flat tires, having a tenant have an affair with his bosses wife who is also a tenant, taking people to the ER, walking in to a vacant property and finding an intruder face to face (he went to jail for 18 months), multiple tenants that don't know each other experiencing paranormal activity in one particular house (it's haunted), catching an intruder with a security camera and calling the police who apprehend them (caught it all on the camera), shooting pigeons with a pellet gun that got in a house through a window someone left open. 

Having them live on-site, readily available to report incidents to the police, is important in areas with C or D Class properties.

If every body here listed each tenant that was a problem, maybe even with a coded issues list, like a 1 for the constant caller with very minor issues, who pays great, all the way to 10 for the had to have police remove them again after they broke back in again.

The system has its own cellular connection, that's how it calls you or the police.

Coastal California is far from perfect (sitting in the smoke and haze this past week down in Marin makes the point as well as anything) but our housing market has a proven track record of profitability and, despite all of the prognostications about our demise, millions of self-professed Cali-haters would descend on us tomorrow if our housing prices were suddenly reduced to the national median. 

I have been in Law Enforcement for 26 yrs. and looking for my exit strategy from Policing.