I needn't remind you how patently absurd this is.2.  

Reach out to discuss our patented All In One loan with CMG Financial.

My advice is to stay patent and stay consistent.  

Patent/Copy rights protection; d. 

We learned that that in order for your kids to go to school on scholarships of any kind the patents must be low income.

IE in Portland we find a house on MLS and unbeknownst to the seller or the agent.. there is a hidden lot there that we can unlock in 30 to 60 days that is worth 100 to 200k.. this is were we kill it.. but its no the shot gun approach by any means.. its a very niche product .. and right now we only use it for ourselves.. but we are patent pending on our algorithm.. and when i say we its not me..

By choosing the vending aquarium as an investment opportunity, you get a patented unique and proven passive income concept with comparatively low risk.

That's patently false, right in your own state.As far as your claim about California, try reading the regulations before making things up.  

Back in the day that scam was on the back of Tempur-Pedic patents on memory foam and 200-400% retail markups in mattress stores complicit in the biz of selling the same mattresses under wildly different names for years.

Since you're just breaking even it doesn't provide any cashflow and is not an asset according to you.Is a trademark or patent an asset?