Like I didn't know I wanted a fat juicy Carl's Jr burger dripping down my face and shirt til I saw the billboard(years ago).

Nothing in their back ground that a nice fat security deposit couldn't solve.But the information you gave is only half the picture, I'd want to know about the property itself, to understand if it would be a good long term fit for the older couple.

Are you really going to weigh a tenant and put them through the humiliation of telling them they're too fat for your house?

I'm definitely interested in anything distressed in the area but I think at this point in the cycle it's the builders who are getting fat and happy. 

Most people would think that taking a big, fat, obscene, unconscionable, UNSUSTAINABLE (blah blah blah) California public pension, and fleeing to the Midwest would be the ultimate golden parachute for a common, blue collar working man like myself.

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Now because of that fat cash-out refi, I have a larger note to pay and the property doesn't cashflow like I'd hoped.

You can work out where they could drop a fat gift card on the floor somewhere later.

You're talking a jumbo loan, so your options are somewhat limited, but I'd let the mortgage broker/lender know he's about to lose that fat commission if they dont get their act together. 

You'll be in better shape (body-fat wise) at 39 than you ever were in your life.