I would look at a low cost make ready service or even a good handy man type who is good with paint and just arm them with a gallon of the same color.... or heck, carry a quart and some throw away sponge brushes for when you show the place....tell the landlord how you just saved them 1,600 bucks...I would let landlords know you are going to do the lowest cost thing: touch up paint and keep them out of court (which gets really expensive) by getting that tenant moved out without a deposit dispute and a new paying tenant moved in....

Feels like I'm unearthing a fossil one brush stroke at a time.

My dad is the type that wants to hit a homerun every time in Real Estate, sometimes it drives me nuts because I talk to him about a good deal I find and he brushes it off.

Sorry for brushing you off yesterday-- I mentally responded but forgot to actually write back to you haha.

It'd be nice to have something that I can get a pallet dropped into or haul some trash/brush without running and picking up a trailer.  

The city's water quality report makes no mention of sulfur, as far as I can determine.The cold water is ok by me - I take my pills, brush my teeth, make coffee, etc. with it, but the cat turned her nose up at it when I moved in here.

Here are a couple of options:Gutterstuff videoGutter Brush

They can't simply brush you off when confronted with the evidence.

Others have a much different experience and that should not be discounted or brushed off merely because it's outside of what you've experienced. 

Do not buy anywhere if the state or metro populations are static or decreasing.