As the others have mentioned, its entirely a numbers game -- the more emails you send and calls you make, the more likely you are to land a deal! 

Also, the enormous marketing campaign is sketching me out: the style of the landing pages, the hundreds of emails and links to new offers, the constant emphasis on value, and the cheesy/fake positivity... starting to feel very MLM kinda scammy. 

Don't throw away your snail mail and pay attention to the "promotions" tab in your Gmail, including the ads.Sometimes the best credit card signup bonuses are targeted (both paper mail and email) and will result in more bonus points than the offers you can find online.Also, if you have a Chase bank account but you don't have one or more of the foundational Chase cards (Freedom, Sapphire Reserve, etc.), walk into a branch and let them know you're looking to open a new card.Branches and bankers are obviously evaluated based on their ability to open new accounts, and they may be motivated to give you a special offer.For example when my wife got a Chase card she got double the sign-up bonus in-branch than what was being advertised online at the time.If they present you with just the commonly-available offers, let them know that you'll just open it online because it's easier and will result in the same bonus anyway.If it looks like you're going to walk away, the banker may be able to give you a better bonus in order to not lose credit for your account opening.Of course they may not have the authority to do so but it's worth a shot.

If it is a condo and they were painting the building over the course of a month it might have been a temporary issue. 

However, I just tried to call the number you submitted and the phone number is not in service. give me a call or email so we can connect!

I’ll email you. 

An email or phone call is fine.

Temporary displacement: Home flooded, remodeled, etc.I've had 10% for group 1, 60% for group 2, 25%  for group 3, 5% for group 4.

You have my email and number, so you know how to get in touch.

I got an email today from this company where their entire platform is built out around assumable loan data.