@Collin Schwartz You’re a machine.

We happened to already have an RV hookup with power/water/sewer, plus a small bathroom building nearby that's about 10x10 split in half, one side with a toilet/sink/shower and the other with a washing machine. 

An electric dryer will run up the bill of that unit quickly , where a washing machine wont nearly as much . 

I have a friend who has concrete stain in his multimillion dollar home and it looks good and is virtually indestructible.   

You would have to convince the county recording offices, who are run by career employees who in some instances still are using fax machines and rotary dial phones. 

Network (Virtually and more importantly in person)3.

Some others it is just answering messages virtually. 

This is not the place to cheap out over a few hundred dollars.Lots of lenders and virtually all borrowers never read their loan documents.

Also, I call BS on virtually anyone claiming $100k gross in the Poconos unless it's some oddball 7br place on a great lake.

A base hit with virtually no risk is a fine place to start.