Cook County is terrible when it comes to this. 

When they cook, I smell it, and vice versa. 

Sounds like too many cooks in the kitchen, and no solid systems or policies in place, along with different menus. 

If you can't cook food in it, it's not a "unit."

That's a recipe for cooking with gasoline!!!

. - Investment 25% down, but this would probably cap me at about $250,000.Wife and I are both ok with living in the property first or even house hacking if needed.

Quote from @Ethan Cooke: @Anibal Mijangos - Rental arbitrage is a great business wherever you can find below-market rental units and favorable STR regulations in strong Airbnb markets. 

Here's my process:The tenant must complete a form giving me at least 30 days notice.

He asked Rick to call me at 9:30am Friday to clear up the fact that I was not currently on their list but offering me to come and meet the team at 1pm.

They make them up to 20,000 BTUs that would make most apartments cold as a meat locker.