And what happens when 6 months later that seller is at, say a family reunion and talking to wife's 2nd cousin Fred, the Real Estate Attorney from whatever towns away, and something get's mentioned of it and Fred get's all interested and tells em that's illegal and hes now implicated in a crime and holly-cow hes gotta report this to police NOW and geeks out on seller, so seller starts geeking out thinking "I'm too pretty for prison" and so on and so fourth.... 

Airtags are devices developed by apple to track things like keys or bags, I use this to airtag items most susceptible to theft like hot water tanks or furnaces and provide this data to the police to track the perpetrators.2.

@April Eilers My septic inspector always tells me there’s no septic police in our state.

Report her to the police for the check fraud.

Police reports will also be required, and someone is potentially going to jail.  2.

Have you reported this theft to the police?

If there is a fire, heating issue, tenant argument, police issue, inspection, etc...

No crime was reported that day and the police was never called.

Make sure your photos show a really nice place that highlight the original mid century modern all polished up!

I had to deal with a lot more issues than I've ever had in non-S8 rentals like extensive property damage and also bed bugs, roaches, drain lines completely clogged up by grease (I learned what sewer worms are, look it up), spray paint art on walls and food on ceilings, noise complaints, police at the property, removing dead bodies, etc.  4.