I am drafting a speech and looking for a funny, short real estate joke to catch the audience right at the start.

.- ag a fellow investor who could benefit from leveraging the expertise of a Realtor in their investment ventures.Let's harness the power of collaboration and expertise to elevate our real estate investing strategies.

In the recent transactions Iv dealt with high rises Iv seen many special assessments in place for reconstruction of elevators and other contributing factors.

This dearth of distress is another reason today’s home prices will remain elevated to stable, despite higher mortgage rates.

In his State of the Union speech (don’t worry not getting political here) last week, the President made 2 housing-related proposals: First, a $10,000 tax credit to middle-class, first-time homebuyers, given over two years.

Home prices remaining elevated despite rapid interest rate spikes is a very good indicator for how out of balance the market currently is.

, or elevator lobby?

The feedback is greatly appreciated.I should have been more concise -, the goal is to shake things up and elevate the tools available to real estate investors like yourself.

We dug the foundation, the pad was all set to go, the exact correct elevation etc... and then it rained like crazy for the better part of a month and now the whole site has turned into a rutty claylike mess with a ton of water in it. 

The elevator will have a roughly 8x8 concrete block shaft and elevator inside.