The only laws for labeling something a bourbon are that it a) needs to be at least 51% corn in the mash bill, b) it needs to be aged in virgin American oak barrels, and c) if it is aged in barrels for less than four years the age needs to be prominently displayed on the label.

And its good to keep things light and not so serious all the time.. but thats probably why your vote to post is the way it is.. 100's of posts with nothing more than  a bucket of pop corn  LOL.. now keep in mind I dont know how to put any pictures on BP  or any cartoons or anything like that I would have to have my granddaughter come over and show me how to do it.. and then I would forget how to do it anyway..

@Quinlan Moran I was actually corn and raised in Waco.

They did not like that.My only other experience was when I visited my then girlfriend, now wife when she was interning at Owens Corning for the summer.

I mean it is possible that Xfinity had a fiber cut or something blew out in a storm or something that services that location and it could be out of their control.  

Look forRoads on two sides, good cell or fiber optics, trees, rock or boulders, water, ditches to build ponds, views, walk out basements, seclusion but close.  

In our case we had 10 acres of corn on it vs cherries. 

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This affects both their Wheat and Corn production, but also US production due to higher costs of fertilizer inputs coming from those two countries.  

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