Will the money turn into a pumpkin at 12:01 New years Day? 

Pumpkin Spice Lattes, for sure.

What goes better with Turkey and Pumpkin Pie than selling a house?

Between hay, timber, maybe plant an orchard, berry patch, pumpkin patch, Christmas trees, grow other ornamental or fruit trees for sale, maybe cabins or a couple RV sites or even some rustic campsites, a fishing lake, there are so many avenues to make $150 here or $500 there i think you could make it pay for itself over time

@Chris Butler - each Thanksgiving I send a thank you letter and pumpkin pie to all tenants that have paid rent on time during the year.

I have used grey, sage and " pumpkin butter" as accent walls--in different houses.

in all honesty I am not a hard wood expert.. so you would need to consult someone there.I would not do anything unless you consult with a licensed forester in the state your considering buying in.. that is who you need to be talking to.they will know speices values they will know MBF yields per acre etc etc.. well worth.another yarn if I may.I was brought a deal In Mexico  south of LA a few hundred miles.. even though that is desert there is a mountain range that reaches almost 9k MSL.. and up at 7500 to 9000 feet grows pumpkin Old growth PINE>. very valuable. this deal said there was 50k acres to be bought and hundred million to be made on the timber play.. but would need to build a mill and roads etc.. sounded like a job for Becthel to me.. but I was thinking I could wedge myself in ..

Pumpkins, Christmas trees, farmers market, etc. 

The police are present during the day but approximately turn into a pumpkin at night as they are no where to be found to stop the bonfires burnouts and midnight parties.  

Annual fireworks location for $5,000 to $15,000, food truck parking for $300 per day, parking for the next door mechanic, rent to vegetable or Xmas tree or pumpkin stand annually.