308 murders, over under set at 320

You are not going to get murdered or bothered but where are you or your tenants going to work?    

It kills me to leave them every morning and go murder 8 hrs of my day making others richer.

After he over sells the number of properties available,  mysteriously, he runs out of money and requires each buyer to put in additional funds.

Using a Realtor allows them to avoid the hassle of mysterious paperwork and legal issues such as what to do with the earnest money.

Helping to organize a community of investors here in Korea through the Seoul Real Estate Investing Meetup.Here are some of our victories:* from 3 to 223 Members* Virtual Guests that include a murderer’s row of who’s who on BiggerPockets: @Brandon Turner, @Ali Boone, @Engelo Rumora, @Matt Faircloth - (who now all have international speaking experience!)

Ahh...good ol' Illinois where gun control is strict and murder rates are high!

Not sure where you're going with this unless this is a reference back to your mysterious pool boy that is going to sink a Fortune 500 company.I keep bringing up S&P500 because most 401Ks will offer something that tracks this.  

A murderer leaves prison and is a free man- a sex predator leaves prison and must notify everyone where he/she lives forever.

They are also more likely to commit murder, accidentally kill themselves or someone else.I personally knew someone who committed suicide with his father's police weapon.