If you were to get something under contract your margins would seem razor thin.

I also don't like the smell, nor want the liability of toxoplasmosis.If it's your niche to offer carpeted rentals to tenants with pets, you might want to put a non-permeable layer between the carpet and the subfloor next time you replace the carpets, or require tenants train their cats with CitiKitty (Shark Tank)

@Brie Schmidt, have you thought about a local PO Box, where they could drop in a mail slot?  

Well with this idea you have to consider that on a military base usually will be a place for the service member to stay while waiting for a slot to open.

From my experience, I can also spot the difference between a floatation device and a shark, and occasionally enjoy going shark fishing ... most newbies can't and believe in fairytails because they want to and there are plenty here that are happy to cater to that tenancy; I'm not one of them, so I guess that makes me a fear monger; some people have to learn the hard way.

When we first started flipping 7-8 years ago, many of the HML's were unethical sharks.

A scene in the movie "Casino" comes to mind when Robert DeNiro's character has to fire a manager after 3 slot machines simultaneously hit the jackpot and the manger did nothing.

The jumpers in the meter slots don't look heavy enough to carry much more than about a 60 amp load, if that.

If you prefer this higher interest rate option, "Non-QM" is the google search term that'll put you in the shark world.As always, your aunt and uncle talk to each other.

They get it with their move-in folder in the little biz card slot.