They oscillate and tire themselves out and ultimately splitting hairs to the point they are exhausted before their journey even begins. 

Evidence of cats: smell, urine damage, scratching damage on your woodwork and on their furniture, pet hair (look under refrigerator and range and in hvac ducts and filters), broken window blinds, kitty litter box, cat food.... the cat itself! 

I don't have a lot of non-gray hair left. 

I have closed 8 transactions in the last 6 months, but I am hitting the mark where everyone I come across is not qualified to buy and I am abouts to pull my hair out.

How can you design an experience to exceed expectations by just a hair.

We keep a detailed list of what is done on what day and how long it takes.I'll paste in a portion of a move out accounting, you can see that we don't indicate who did the work, us or a third party:Itemized Repairs and Related Losses to get unit back to move in condition:$622.00 Replace carpet and pad (see comments) $24.00 Kilz primer to paint flooring to block pet odor from new carpet $10.00 Purchase and install missing end cap in fridge$300.00 Repaint unit: walls heavily stained $20.00 Replace door jamb in bedroom (materials) $6.00 Replace toilet seat (materials) $80.00 Labor to complete listed repairs and remove carpet Total Repair Cost: $1,062.00Necessary Cleaning to get unit back to move in condition, all at a rate of $18.00/hour: 3 hours to clean kitchen: empty fridge, clean fridge and stove, remove canned goods left, scrub counters and flooring2 hours to clean windows: remove dirt from sills, wash blinds1.2 hours to clean bathroom: scrub floor, remove hair from shower walls, clean sink and toilet4 hours to scrub living room and bedrooms: mop floor, clean walls, deodorize bedrooms, clean baseboards (very grimy)-4 hours for normal wear & tear/acceptable landlord cleaning for one year occupancyTotal Cleaning Cost: $117.00

And you can recover from a broken coffeepot, but nobody will forgive you for hair in the sink or stuff under the bed!

I know this Radio Personality that remotely manages his STRs with an iPhone from a yacht while hanging out with hair bands. 

I agree with @Scott Carson's perspective in FCI Exchange-- their sellers are posting a lot of notes that have been reworked or are just have too much hair on them, so you have to do a lot of hunt-and-pecking to find a good deal, but I've purchased 4 notes on the exchange with great success and good margins. 

*Pulls hair out*With that being said, has anyone had experience with renting older (1970's-1980's era) homes?