Watch a Dirty Harry movie.

Those old homes probably need $5,000 each of work to sell them, so that erases any possible gain from sale, so that number is not $80,000 but actually $0.So the profitability of this deal will be contingent on you filling up the other 4 lots and raising the lot rents farther over time.Going to the end of the movie and working backwards, this park at 100% occupancy and rents of $295 five years from now would be worth maybe $450,000 (that's assuming an expense ratio of 40% and an exit cap rate of about 9.5%).So is it worth all the effort to rehab and sell off 17 homes and contend with all the deferred maintenance and private sewer?

I once got lost down there and there were big groups of homeless dudes standing around burning barrels like something out of a movie.

We had a nice house, but no car, no money for transportation, no Money to go out (I did go to cheap day movies that were $0.99).  

its not like the movies.. don't think I could land it but I sure could co pilot it.. !!! 

Maybe he changed jobs recently and had to go three or more weeks without a paycheck (I had to go almost two months, one time).It may, indeed, be time to "get tough" and say, like the old line from the movie, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!".

1) Have you ever seen the movie Boiler Room; if not check it out, that's the high pressure sales tactics you will experience from the institutional wholesalers. 

Not only is that true your comment pointing it out is probably going to be in the actual movie as well lol.This right here, just made my day lol. 

"If you build it, they will come," One of the best movies ever made....Goonies.Go for it, just promote, promote, promote!

Everyone wants to nap on it or cuddle up for movie night.