Probably the fact that the home is on the planet Earth! 

(from our core rental agreement)Mold may grow and exist in any structure where there is, or ever has been, a presence of moisture and a food source for mold to grow.Its presence may exist without the knowledge of the structure owner and may be concealed from the untrained observer.Some varieties of mold are toxic and may cause adverse reactions in certain individuals.Tenant and Landlord will complete a Mold and Moisture Hazards addendum that will become part of this rental agreement.MOISTURE AND MOLD.

Bc almost anything can be done over the internet, no matter where on the planet they reside.

Welcome @John Blazi to the greatest site for investors on the planet!

Pet stores sell non-toxic, fabric-friendly flea spray for home use.

Obviously none of they knew of the fire or looked at the property in the last few days.At tax sale I have seen people have bought:US Army bombing rangeExpired lease on propertyhouse with 3 walls, 4th wall missingsliver of land 2 feet wide50 foot cliff, access by helicopter onlyland at bottom of man made lake (literally underwater property)wetlandsflood plainsunbuildable propertyfailed perk testhistoric dig site, can't disturbproperty with no road frontagecondemned propertyproperty already scheduled for demolition soonformer gas station with leaking gas and oil tanks undergrounddry cleaning plant with toxic wasteSuper fund sitechromium factory with tanks and barrels of an unknown liquiddistillery with full barrells (ATF and state government was very interested and wanted to seize and destroy those barrells)Bigger Pockets Podcast #82 

What planet do these civilians live on who think they can out warrior our military?

I listen to several real estate or financial related podcasts:Epic Real Estate Investing, Planet Money, Freakonomics Radio, Money for the Rest of Us, Listen Money Matters, and of course both BP podcasts

You have some accountability in the creation of this toxic relationship as well.

I'm sure no BP member would ever stoop to such tactics ;) Seriously though, do you think the market has become so saturated that these people are just desperately scouring the planet for anything just hoping for a bite?