I've been looking in state, out of state and all I find are $100/m at best.

If you ever redo the flooring the in upstairs unit, they have under floor matting that can be added.If you are not doing a demo, a lot of times you can get away with adding the matting, and then another layer of drywall on the ceiling.

Don't go to the mat over it.

(security windows, earthquake straps, etc...)

I knew better than to open it so we tied a strap around it and used piano dollies and 4 people to lift it. 

. - I kind of (have to) agree with @Bob Bowling here.Also, assuming the tennant is "using/selling meth", "shoot up his building dealing drugs", or "ODs on something in the unit and no one notices until they smell the decomp" is unfair.It would be like you renting a place...your landlord walks in and sees your 6 mo old baby strapped to a carrier while you are outside getting the carseat ready.  

As long as that number is reasonably high, then those messages about self responsibility and boot strapping are completely valid.

Any applicant would be thrilled to see a washer / dryer in a unit, have you ever schlepped your laundry to a laundry mat or a common building laundry?

@Mat Herold welcome to the forums!

We usually hang shower curtains, add throw rugs, hangers and gift bags with tissue paper, a plant and door mat at the front door and lots of air fresheners.