@Mike Dymski hilarious but don’t forget yoga studios!

Bring a bag of non-perishable food or unworn clothing and you can get in for just $5. 

Is a dishwasher or clothes washer?

from what I heard from one of his vendors is that he does what everyone in his position does takes a fabulous vacation to Europe for the summer  LOL.... and like American greed he probably has a big house drives a benz or two  his wife probably has great cloths some nice jewelery etc etc.. it always cracks me up when they do that on those shows.. 

My suggestion is for him to go to his local clothing store, and invest in some big boy pants. 

I have an LLC for a clothing brand that i started last year.

You can make minor adjustments based on the type of appliances (dishwasher, clothes washer and dryer, air conditioning, etc.) and the size of the rental.

The one thing I see that needs to be added is to have somebody re-connect the water meter; those are usually disconnected from the pipes at both ends.And who know if there is a laundry area that has a clothes washer (not on the list Roy had).Ditto for any pool / hut tub / spa.

Unless he thinks looking at clothed women is offensive and disturbing...in which case I have more questions

I’m in the DFW market and finding renters is never a problem, except slowing down during the Holidays/winter months.After having a few refrigerators grow legs and walk out the door when the tenants moved out (especially for ones that are evicted) I no longer maintain or provide refrigerators or clothes washers/dryers.It is clearly spelled out in my Lease that the tenant is responsible for maintaining these appliances.