More specifically I want to lay on my ***, smoke weed and play video games all day.

Tenant shall inspect all batteries in the smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors on a monthly basis and replace them as often as needed.

I have no moral or logistical problem with people smoking pot, especially if they're outside - I just told them no smoking indoors and left it at that.

And people will drive your car like a rental and will inevitably smoke in it too.

Or realize with the change in ownership you have to bring items up to code (my state requires a walk through from the fire marshal - I remember just updating smoke detectors to hard wired, and putting in fire rated doors cost me a few thousand, on a 5 unit place).

Counting the principal pay down as income before you sell or refinance to pull it out is smoke and mirrors math.

When everything is on a down cycle, then you "can pick up cigarette butts".

Sticki situationWhether cigarette or other smoke, thats life, and why many ppl live in single family

At high noon on a weekday there are three or more charcoal grills smoking in the front yards of any given block.Two or more cars up on cinder blocks on any given block.Pit bulls in yard with low fences bearing "Trespassers Will Be Eaten" signs.Watch for the crazy cat lady's house.

Ask them income, job, number of people, whether they smoke or not, what there credit is, why they are moving, etc.