I again asked my tenant if they might have done this on accident before going to police and starting a fraud investigation and then they remembered now that they received a check that they thought was for a return of taxes they were waiting on. 

Reach out to your local Section 8 office, they can tell you exactly what "minimums" are required for the program. 

Do you know how hard it's gotta be to convince future Uber drivers to become loan officers with the way rates have been moving?

I found an agent, she found me a house in my price range, and the escrow/loan officer did her magic to make it work.

I have experience in office/managing projects I'm sure there will be a learning curve, but one we believe we can accomplish. 

So, the real question is where do you find a title company or attorney's office that can accommodate such a closing? 

There is also the loan office by ABS network.

This is based on deeds in the county clerk land records office. 

He was referred to me through my CPA, whom I also feel is worth the $425 I pay for her office to prepare the taxes and who has set me up on Quickbooks. 

Looking to connect with agents, loan officers, and investors of course.