However, I have had to deal with unwanted guests numerous times.One thing I'd recommend is to have them both sit down with you one night and have a talk about everything. 

Gosh, things were much easier when we were pounding out new homes..........Say we have a loan of 50K, 25% of that is 12,500.

About to be foreclosed on, divorce, unwanted inheritance, probate... could be anything.

@Tim West  yes you could say that... but I am right though. those techniques are taught and taught right here on BP... but this is so rampant because for some reason people have it pounded into their head the way to raise money is to wholesale..

Disguising your true intentions can cause unwanted backlash in the future. 

They quickly but amiably told me to pound sand.

Maybe try some good old fashioned pavement pounding?

Maybe I'll charge by the pound (no pun intended).

. $25/month pet rent for pets 25-49 poundsNo pets 50 pounds or overPets are not a big deal if you don't have any carpet. 

@Javier D.That has to be a pretty good price per pound.