Say the phrase "fat loss" and your ad will get canned for offensiveness several steps before the submit button LOL.

I've spent more time reading about HOW to lose this fat than putting in the effort to actually losing it, like going for a jog or consistently doing workouts/exercises.I just "jumped in" with renting out my bachelor pad and not knowing the true costs, I ended up selling that property because it was a financial dog, and putting it into a duplex.

So while a 3 year old eviction would normally be a big fat NO, I can identify with a need to take a closer look at the rare person who wants to be a tenant.  

@Jordon March -  Anyone will go for anything if the business plan is sound, the operator is a rockstar and the profit margin is fat enough.  

It's easy for a contractor to justify picking up an "easy money" job and putting yours on the back burner if they know you aren't checking up on it regularly.

My fat wife might eat it too.

You want to be sure your GC is attentive/responsive to you and doesn’t put your project on the back-burner.

Remember the old saying: pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. 

Over a 3 month period, the chlorine caused the sink, the faucet, the stove burners, and all the metal utensils to become covered with surface rust. 

The profit doesn't get divided until the fat lady sings.