this is in our lease regarding prohibited conduct, aka violation of the lease, "criminal conduct, regardless of whether or where arrest or conviction occurs, including but not limited to: manufacturing, delivering, or possessing a controlled substance or drug paraphernalia; engaging in or threatening violence; possessing a weapon prohibited by law; discharging a firearm in the apartment community; or, except when allowed by law, displaying or possessing a gun, knife, or other weapon in the common area, or in a way that may alarm others"I'm no lawyer but the person who wrote this lease is a lawyer, "regardless of whether or where arrest or conviction occurs" leads me to believe that suspicion of illegal activity is enough.

The only laws for labeling something a bourbon are that it a) needs to be at least 51% corn in the mash bill, b) it needs to be aged in virgin American oak barrels, and c) if it is aged in barrels for less than four years the age needs to be prominently displayed on the label.

I'd recommend checking out their Youtube videos that display walkthroughs on how to use it.

MLS does not display (and govern) buyer agent co-boke, so no buyers need to sign a buyer agency with an agent before showings.

The smart TV will link to the website for this specific property.WiFi - Enable guests to quickly log onto Wi-Fi through a QR code.Ring-type doorbell - This is both a security feature and a way to track individuals entering and leaving the property.Property-specific website - Develop software that generates a property-specific website displaying distances to nearby shopping centers, airports, freeways, entertainment, and other relevant locations.

The fact that you find things "hilarious" is your arrogance on display. 

My favorite Charlie Munger paraphrased: "Show me the incentive and I'll show you the behavior".

I haven't see the same trickling out behavior. 

Focus on saving for down payments, cutting expenses, and maintaining good credit behavior.

Also, tenants are often on their best behavior on the "first date".