She said we might be able to do a USDA loan (yes, I thought about beef too) which is 100% financing.

Its a legitimate thing, my beef is just with the way its being taught and too many people trying their hand at it and failing in a way that isn't fair to the sellers.

We should meet up for a coffee at the Bean or a beer at Beef's if you're interested....

Our company has a camera to beef up our marketing strategies, works great! 

I then then beefed up the WIFI network and transitioned it to my 30 unit apartment complex, with Firestick (KODI installed also) plus an amplified antenna for live local TV.

Should I buy a 60s musclecar and maybe beef it up a bit?  

Sometimes a realtor will have firsthand knowledge and more in depth of transactions than an appraiser.If an agent only shares data that indicates a higher value then you could see an minor increase due to the information available.My advice is that if you know the market- both geographically and by product type- then you don't need an appraisal.

Guinness and Corned Beef!

My only beef was that it took over a month to get the appraisal done, not the results.I am hoping to use my VA loan again to house hack a property in about 5 or 6 years.Good Luck!

That time will be used to beef up our savings for a down payment on a home.