I prefer Lowes to Home Depot but that's mostly because Lowes treats me like a mini celebrity.  

Drink a six pack of beer to celebrate 12.

A neighbor whom I share an easement with (who is also in flood zone with riverfront ) rents his property out for party celebrations/camping/etc. and is currently building a 500k home on his property.I would be happy at selling at $650,000 to an investor or to anyone really.

And I can remember when people were dancing in the streets celebrating 6% interest.

Hopefully we will be celebrating our 500th home sold in a few months!

I will be 36 on thursday and am celebrating by making the necessary moves to get started on my road to debt free status and financial freedom.

If it is important or controversial, someone will talk about it.

We play basketball, watch a lot of TV, and will buy products endorsed by celebrities.

The cherry on top of this idea sundae, is this idea could definitely be deemed somewhat controversial, as the items being stored are a niche market that not everyone feels is moral or acceptable.

For example, my ranch in San Diego was previously owned by a very famous (and wealthy) business man.5) Have it professionally photographed with people enjoying the benefits of ranch life6) Hire a publicity person to get press releases sent out coordinated with area events and it her announcements.7) Hire a real estate agent linked to celebrities and high profile people.