They pay rent better than most tenants, take care of small work requests (per agreement) and we hold a fat deposit in case of default. 

"KetoWave: After 1 cup of this before bedtime, your body will burn fat like crazy!

My offer was for $55k, and the bank accepted originally, and then kept me on the back-burners for 2 weeks while they fished for higher offers (they updated their listing to show $61k asking price from $80k AFTER they accepted my offer).  

I just put in an order to sell short Ford (F) at $8.56.

If he turns in an application that is not complete, you have a reason to 'back-burner' his application.  

I disagree, while we all would love to do the lipstick deals and turn fat profits, that is just not commonly available for this competitive market we preside in today.

The friend took a fat sharpie and wrote his name over my name, and was able to deposit it into his account.

They are both doing very well financially, but they're fat, lazy and about to discover what it's like to have some serious competition. :-)If you love to read really complex government legal text, here's a 42 page description of what it takes to get wetland certified for salable MB credits: http://www.ecy.wa.gov/programs/sea/wetlands/mitiga...

Insurers would charge more for high risks (fat, smoke).

I can get a electruc burner too.