I like Wholesale Linen & Furniture.

🤣"and your response"Which had NOTHING to do with this topic"Very clever Observation, I get your sardonic comment. ;-) LolSardonic:adjective"characterized by bitter or scornful derision; mocking; cynical; sneering: a sardonic grin."

Queen beds have all white linens and daybeds have light grey linens.

Now, if I had basically the same MESSAGE on both letters and postcards, I might still get more calls from letters, but it won't be twice as many calls compared to postcards.And one last point, clever direct marketers mix up the media - maybe mixing letters and postcards over the course of a campaign, or (as we do) using different postcards - perhaps several in a series, or some with photos of houses, others with photos of people, etc.  

We ask our guests to:- Bag and take out trash to bins outside- Load dishwasher and start before leaving- Put all bath linens (towels, not sheets) in a pile in the bathtub. 

You could get clever and hide them in strategic locations, but the truly determined will ultimately find them anyway.

Chris - very clever interpretation "reverse engineer the algorithm".

Basically, many of those who ask come across as being nosy.Account Closed clever.  

The cleaning fee is $180, and they take the linens home to wash for $150 more.  

Very clever!!