The only thing that sounds out of the ordinary here is the water bill

Think hiking, mountain biking, white water rafting and a community overall focused on all natural things and sustainability.

It's hard to say offer amount without knowing the rehab part since that could blow this out the water.  

Metron and Southern Water Management are two that we've been talking to.

The tenant understands that the property of the Tenant is not insured by the landlord for damage or loss of any kind (action of third party, fire, water, theft, vandalism, storm, heat or cold, electrical damage, pests, mold, accident, etc.), and the Landlord assumes no liability for such loss.

Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies who spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

For example, if the roof was "under insured", or if the ground moved below the roof support (I learned recently that  earth movement is not covered under some policies, such as those on the bluffs of Lake Michigan falling into the water).

Before this marketing program took off the individual in question had carelessly left his fingerprints on a glass of water.  

My rental condo in Asheville, NC was spared damage from the flood, but when the city finally turned the water back on a few days ago, they somehow overpressurized and blew out a fitting inside a wall. 

However, i dont want him to be able to sue me for "the water heater isnt working" "the ac isnt working etc..."