Does it have to be a "smoking deal"?!?

For example:General-Filters (furnace, air conditioning, oven exhaust, refrigerator, and water)-Stove burner when the “eye” needs simple replacement-Batteries and remotes that service the premises-Fan and light pull strings-Smoke and carbon alarms testing and batteries-Ensuring appliances are properly plugged in, hooked up, and used-Removing dirt, debris, and lint in and from connection pipes (e.g. clothes dryer)-Tighten loose screws on all home functions (e.g. doors, hinges, handles, socket -Balancing off-balance appliances-Cable, internet, and phone jacks-Fire extinguishers-Systems operation (e.g. security, irrigation, HVAC)HVAC-Monthly A/C filter and drain line maintenance Electrical-Reset “tripped” GFI breakers-Light bulbs (throughout and at the end of the tenancy)-Blown fuses-Reset breakers in the outside and inside breaker boxes-Socket and plug outlet coversPlumbing-Unclog drains or toilets-Caulking around tubs and showers as needed-Gas pilot lighting-Leaky faucets and shower heads-Toilet flappers, handles, seats and seat lids, tank lid, and flush kit-Sink and tub stoppers-If septic tank present, use RID-X as directed on consumer box-Proper cleaning of garbage disposal-Loose faucets and sprayer heads and hoses-Faucet filters (i.e. aerator)-Open exterior plumbing clean out when necessary (e.g. sewage backup)Exterior-Routine lawn (and pool) maintenance-Adjusting sprinkler heads as necessary-On the last month of tenancy, tenant must perform required lawn maintenance no sooner than 2 days prior to vacate dateThere’s a lot to consider as a landlord.

Houses that had servants - even just a maid - simple things like cooking involved a lot of smoke and noise, none of which you wanted around guests.

We have a duplex in Florida which had heavy smoke residue in it.

The microscopic distance of the attic vent, insulation spacing, the smoke detectors not being in sync when 1 rings etc. 

I think he's blowing smoke, but he gave me permission to follow up with him in the future to see if he has decided to sell.Some responses to your various input: I did some heavy duty networking and made a new investor friend who has flipped houses and his day job is kitchen cabinetry.

No smoking, no parties, no alcohol in common areas of house. 

He began to raise his voice and challenge me as to why an oven would be so dirty… I offered that I had used it a few times and that it didn’t smoke but had not deep cleaned it.

Now in our timber deals with that demographic it could take months and a lot of fresh and smoked salmon and if it was elk season some fresh steaks and jerky would win the day.. this is the PNW of course :)  I also got a lot of timber deals by advertising on the Christian radio station..

I think all these comments saying “no” are mind blowing, I understand the cost of testing a house for meth is pricey, but if your a landlord one of jobs is to make sure the property is clean and safe for the next tenant, so when there is ANY reason whatsoever to believe there was a meth lab, meth smoked in one of your rentals and believing “tell the tenants no, I won’t test for meth, we can just end the lease and you can find somewhere else to live” is absurd.